Satan Works in Mysterious Ways
Sign of the fox, children! Quickly!
The mayorship of Centerton is so important to the ultimate plan of the devil – world domination – that around thirty years ago (brainwashing makes one so vague) Don La Rose was taken under the dark wing of the devil, forced to assume the identity of Ken Williams, and instructed to run for mayor*.
Well, now we know kiddies! Keep a close eye on Centerton and the future candidates for mayor (surely Satan thought to keep spares around in case of accident or emergency).
*Pure speculation on my part, but really, what’s the logical alternative?
~ Thanks to Monique for the link
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